The Skok Heard Around the World
The Porter Reporter Endorses Michael Skok for President
Given the Porter Reporter's infamous liberal bias, no one would be surprised that the staff would officially endorse a democrat - but Michael Skok is not your average democrat.
For one, he's a rabid Christian soldier warning us of the consequences of the deterioration of American's "Christian heritage and Christian values" as we head into the twenty-first century. He's admittedly shy except when he's wearing his wire-rim glasses - so he can look his audience in the eye.
Skok, 48, was born in Buffalo, New York. He's a working man and an intellectual. He's worked as an accountant, TV repair specialist, word processing, and as a tractor trailer truck driver. He holds a Liberal Arts A.S. degree from Erie Community College and plans to continue his education as an educator.
He understands the global warming crisis and has the best answer I've ever heard as a means to combat the irreversable catastrophic conclusion we've put in motion - the colonization of Mars.
He favors the immediate repeal of the sixteen amendment - the right of the federal government to collect taxes. Skok's plan replaces the ridiculously complex tax system which favors those who have the resources to get around it with a simplified federal sales tax.
He believes that God supports capitalism and favors free trade. However, he warns of the United State's imminent extermination by the "Red Chinese" devils whose slave-like wage structure provides us with no economic means of competition. His solution? A complete trade ban with the Chinese and hints at military engagement and the expulsion of all Chinese-Americans from our soil.
He accuses the media of being an institution of the left, proliferating an anti-Christian, pro-terrorist agenda. He also castigates congress as a self-serving body who spends most of its time seeking re-election and fat pork-bellies.
Other highlights of his agenda include the nationalization of the railways, a ban on partial-birth abortions, the development of alternate sources of energy, stemming the flow of jobs oversees by encouraging more U.S. based manufacturing, and waging a new war on drugs.
Skok's got a lot to say, but the best parts are about Mars, and we encourage you to hear it from him directly.
As far as we're concerned, you can have your Clintons, your Obamas, or your McCains. But if you're looking for real change...Skok the Vote!
Given the Porter Reporter's infamous liberal bias, no one would be surprised that the staff would officially endorse a democrat - but Michael Skok is not your average democrat.For one, he's a rabid Christian soldier warning us of the consequences of the deterioration of American's "Christian heritage and Christian values" as we head into the twenty-first century. He's admittedly shy except when he's wearing his wire-rim glasses - so he can look his audience in the eye.
Skok, 48, was born in Buffalo, New York. He's a working man and an intellectual. He's worked as an accountant, TV repair specialist, word processing, and as a tractor trailer truck driver. He holds a Liberal Arts A.S. degree from Erie Community College and plans to continue his education as an educator.
He understands the global warming crisis and has the best answer I've ever heard as a means to combat the irreversable catastrophic conclusion we've put in motion - the colonization of Mars.
He favors the immediate repeal of the sixteen amendment - the right of the federal government to collect taxes. Skok's plan replaces the ridiculously complex tax system which favors those who have the resources to get around it with a simplified federal sales tax.
He believes that God supports capitalism and favors free trade. However, he warns of the United State's imminent extermination by the "Red Chinese" devils whose slave-like wage structure provides us with no economic means of competition. His solution? A complete trade ban with the Chinese and hints at military engagement and the expulsion of all Chinese-Americans from our soil.
He accuses the media of being an institution of the left, proliferating an anti-Christian, pro-terrorist agenda. He also castigates congress as a self-serving body who spends most of its time seeking re-election and fat pork-bellies.
Other highlights of his agenda include the nationalization of the railways, a ban on partial-birth abortions, the development of alternate sources of energy, stemming the flow of jobs oversees by encouraging more U.S. based manufacturing, and waging a new war on drugs.
Skok's got a lot to say, but the best parts are about Mars, and we encourage you to hear it from him directly.
As far as we're concerned, you can have your Clintons, your Obamas, or your McCains. But if you're looking for real change...Skok the Vote!
It's about time lefty main stream media outlets such as yours started supporting the obvious candidate! I've been watching Mikey with some interest since his time "on the road" with the big rigs.
Skok Rocks!
Reply to this
You Liberal make me sick. Michael Skok, who lives with his mother. Skok supports planning a manned mission to Mars in order to boost the US economy and colonize space. He is pro-life. Skok finished in last place in the New Hampshire Democratic primary with just 18 votes.
Just the kind of guy you idiosts would support.
Reply to this