Welcome to the Porter Reporter - The Only Online Resource Devoted to the Porters in Boise
Greetings and Salutations to the Legions of Rabid Porter News Junkies!
You have found yourself at the one and only official resource of all things Porters. Here you will find the dirty not-so-little secrets, confounding wisdom (or lack thereof), abhorrent behavior, remarkable achievements, lackluster sales, harrowing details, reckless abandon, blind eyes to conventional wisdom, fantastic voyages, smoking guns, ill-advised investments, creature comforts, chemical dependencies (mostly diet coke and pixie sticks), and general anti-social behavior that make up the Porters in Boise.As you can plainly see, there's not much content here as of yet. Due to holiday time crunches, managing a worldwide marketing campaign, hitting the pavement for start-up investments, and a late start on a high production Christmas card, we are behind where we wanted to be. Future updates are sure to include: breaking news, legal issues, travel journals, musical selections, revealing video and photo footage, gossip, and financial tips.
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Hack Porter
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The Porter Reporter
May I be the first to say how thrilled I am to have access to Porter news. I received Heath's message this evening and couldn't wait to log on and be privy to the dirty little Porter secrets. Long live the freedom of the press!!!!!!!
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